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#player1 Dorcas_Alexander Dorcas Alexander
#player2 Winter Winter
>Dorcas_Alexander: AFY 8G FAY +18 18
>Winter: ADEGIIO F5 AGIO +19 19
>Dorcas_Alexander: ?EEHMSV J2 HuMVEES +85 103
#note OMG is this good??? I'm guessing Dorky had no idea, but figured it was worth a try.
>Winter: DEILPTT - +0 19
#note I challenge on the basis that in a fair contest, I should be able to lose a turn against her and still win.
>Dorcas_Alexander: BEOT 3I B.TEO +18 121
>Winter: DEILPTT E2 DIPT +18 37
>Dorcas_Alexander: ADENR 2J .ARDEN +27 148
>Winter: EEELLRT 4H RE.ET +29 66
>Dorcas_Alexander: AACENPS H7 P.NACEAS +63 211
#note So it begins.
>Winter: EEFIILL 2A FIEL. +18 84
>Dorcas_Alexander: OX 1A OX +51 262
#note Luckbox much?
>Winter: BEEIKLR 13F BE.RLIKE +82 166
#note See, now that's a real bingo.
>Dorcas_Alexander: JOY L11 JO.Y +36 298
#note Oh... my... god! Not only is she anally raping me with a rack inside a tile bag, and no vaseline, BUT SHE BLOCKS WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT BINGO, CELLMAT(E) (appropriate for anal rape).
>Winter: ACELLMT 1L TAME +40 206
#note Loathe to give up vowels, but if I slip further being one bingo is not going to cut it.
>Dorcas_Alexander: IQU 10F QU.I +33 331
#note Really? Hath Dorky no shame?
>Winter: CDELLRR 12K L.RD +9 215
#note I HAVE to get lucky and draw the S or ? to win--there's simply no other way.
>Dorcas_Alexander: NOOSZ O8 ZOONS +52 383
#note DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
>Winter: CEILRTW 10F ....L +16 231
#note Can't think of anything decent THAT DOESN'T GIVE UP MY E. No way will I play WE(D).
>Dorcas_Alexander: HOO 4B HOO. +18 401
#note Okay, after five stright turns of power tiles and quick plays, Dorky finally had to slow down. And after all that consideration, what does she do? SHE MAKES THE WORST POSSIBLE PLAY ON THE BOARD, about the only possible way to let me win. That is a whole new level of SUCK, but she was immune to her suckiness, as you will see after my play.
>Winter: CEIRTUW A4 WRITE +53 284
#note First of all, the CU leave is not a great start.
>Dorcas_Alexander: ADGN B6 DANG +21 422
>Winter: CNRUUVW N10 WU. +30 314
#note AND EVEN IF SHE HADN'T BLOCKED, I WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKED WITH THESE TILES!!! FUCK THIS SHIT!!!
>Dorcas_Alexander: GIN 14E GIN. +15 437
>Winter: CNRSTUV M7 CUNT +16 330
#note No idea if this is the right play, equitywise, but it is an entirely appropriate play given the situation.
>Dorcas_Alexander: ?AAIIU 11B AAlII +19 456
>Winter: RSV C10 V.RS +14 344
>Winter: (U) +2 346
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