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#character-encoding UTF-8
#player1 Matthew_ Matthew
#player2 Nigel Nigel
>Matthew_: IQRRTTU 8D QUIRT +48 48
#note Nigel: Oh so we meet again!
Matthew: Nigel guess what! My life has been great ever since you beat me with all vowels. I have a girlfriend now for the first time, and Wendy's promoted me to assistant manager! I also seem to have improved quite a bit at Scrabble
Nigel: Wow that's wonderful! Do you know how to remove stains from the back of a car? I have these weird stains in weird parts of your mom's car that I can't seem to get rid of
Me: O_O
Nigel: I'll tell you what. Since I don't want your mom's car or your dad's car anymore, I'll wager a game of Scrabble with you. If you win I'll give you your mom's car, your dad's car, and your cat back. If you lose, I just want your girlfriend.
Matthew: What makes you think my girlfriend wants you?
Matthew's Girlfriend: If you lose this game I'm leaving you for Nigel
>Nigel: EEIIIOO -EEIIIOO +0 0
#note "Wow! All vowels again. I guess I'm still cursed"
>Matthew_: HIIIORT 9A HIOI +19 67
#note "Look at me! I've learned even more Collins words. If I as good enough to lose to you by 1 last time, the sky's the limit this time."
>Nigel: EEIIIOO G6 OO.IE +7 7
#note "Drat! I drew the same rack again! I suppose if I'm just going to keep drawing vowels it makes no sense to exchange"
>Matthew_: CHILPRT 8A CH +47 114
#note "Look at me! I'm the king of Collins"
>Nigel: EEIIOUU H3 EUOI +7 14
#note "Well I suppose I just have to give you one of my 5 Nationals trophies as a partication trophy!"
>Matthew_: ILLLPRT F10 PRILL +25 139
>Nigel: AAEEIOU E10 AUA +17 31
>Matthew_: NNNNNNT D8 ..N +18 157
#note "Wait, if you draw all the vowels I'm going to be stuck with all consonants"
>Nigel: AEEEEOU 4G E.OUAE +12 43
#note "Well if you're so good now, you'll be able to deal with it"
>Matthew_: ANNNNNT 7B AN +9 166
#note "I think I've figured it out. You always beat me by 1 after coming up with a ridiculously improbably sequence involving making triple triples. I think the best course of action is to attempt to block any crazy ideas you're already forming in your head that involve making a 15 letter triple triple in column A"
>Nigel: ?EEEESV 13E S.EEVEEn +69 112
#note "Wow! It appears you've broken the curse by finally saying something intelligent"
>Matthew_: LNNNNRT -LNNN +0 166
#note "Oh fuck, does this mean the reverse of the curse has been extended to me now?"
>Nigel: LMPRSTZ H12 Z.PS +75 187
#note "Using my superior intellect and equitable tiles, your girlfriend will leave you for me in no time!
>Matthew_: AEKNRST 15H .TARKENS +101 267
#note "Oh I wouldn't be so sure about that"
>Nigel: FGLMNRT 3G F.G +27 214
#note "Why it appears I might be cursed with consonants now!
>Matthew_: ABBCOTY 2I ABBOTCY +98 365
#note "Any last words?"
>Nigel: AGLMNRT O1 L.AM +36 250
#note "Far from it. It's good to see you're getting decent at Scrabble. It will make my next world championship victory feel more meaningful!"
>Matthew_: NNRTVWW -NNVWW +0 365
#note "..."
>Nigel: ADEGNRT 1C GRANTED +86 336
#note "In fact, I think I'm back in the game!"
>Matthew_: ?DORTVY K4 .DVOuTRY +106 471
#note "You're back nowhere. I can't believe I lost to you three times already!"
>Nigel: EEFGNOW 3L WO +20 356
#note "I think I've come up with a way to win!"
>Matthew_: ADDNRST 8J D.D +6 477
#note "If by win you mean watch your protege bingo four the fourth time en route to 600 then sure
>Nigel: EEFGINW 12D W.. +12 368
>Matthew_: AJMNRST 7F M. +8 485
#note "Was MOI added in the last dictionary update?"
>Nigel: EEFGINX 2B XI +21 389
#note "HAHA You've done it! Once again your stupidity will cost you the game."
>Matthew_: AIJNRST M6 INSTAR +13 498
#note "It will cost me nothing. As a final display of my dominance I will make this clearly suboptimal play, knowing full well that even though you have FEELINGS on the triple, if you play FEELINGS, you will still lose by 4! I hope you didn't put too many miles on my mom's car!"
>Nigel: EEFGILN A8 ..I +8 397
#note "Oh I have feelings alright"
>Matthew_: J - +0 498
#note ...
>Nigel: EEFGLN A8 ...N +9 406
#note "Does your girlfriend like to play Scrabble?"
>Matthew_: J - +0 498
#note "Yeah I taught her how to play recently. She blew through the twos and is almost done on the threes. I'm excited to win my mom's car back so I can take her to Montreal in May for her first tournament"
>Nigel: EEFGL A8 ....G +13 419
#note "Well I guess I'll have the chance to teach her how to play properly!"
>Matthew_: J - +0 498
#note "What do you mean"
>Nigel: EEFL 7A E.. +15 434
#note "Every once in a while I like to take up proteges. I thought you were going to be one of them, but you were unable to beat me even though I drew all vowels, and you're going to lose again. Maybe there's hope for her"
>Matthew_: J - +0 498
#note "That would be nice if she were going to leave me for you, but she's not"
>Nigel: EFL A6 E...... +13 447
#note "I think I can train her well enough to take your spot in Can Am in May"
>Matthew_: J - +0 498
#note "OH GOD NO"
>Nigel: FL A5 L....... +14 461
#note "In fact, after Can Am, I think I'll convince Michael Tang that you don't belong in Causeway"
>Matthew_: J - +0 498
#note "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>Nigel: F A4 F........ +22 483
#note "I hope your Tinder game is Strong"
>Nigel: (J) +16 499
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